Send the content and context.
Share one link plus the goal: more watch time, stronger hooks, better positioning, clearer offers, or simply an honest gut check.
Roast protocol // online
Your content needs the truth.
Submit a post, channel, or profile. RoastDrop sends back a blunt, funny, specific 3–5 minute video roast, delivered within 24–48 hours—no vague coaching talk attached.
Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, landing pages—if people can see it, it can be roasted.
Video roast delivery
Delivered within 24–48 hours
No fake hype
The RoastDrop promise
01
A real human watches
Personalized reactions, not an automated score or recycled checklist.
02
Specific beats polite
You will hear what loses attention, what works, and what to change next.
03
Private by default
Submitted links are used only to prepare your roast. Clips are never shared without your permission.
Submit → roast → improve
Feedback sharp enough to use tomorrow.
Get a 3–5 minute video roast.
The teardown calls out scroll-stoppers, dead spots, confusing choices, missed opportunities, and the strongest part to double down on.
Make the next post harder to ignore.
Apply the concrete fixes, post the reaction if you want, and turn criticism into content people actually want to share.
The core deliverable
Part critique. Part reaction video. Zero corporate cushioning.
Fast enough to act on now, entertaining enough to become its own post, and personal enough to tell you what generic advice never could.
One live roast
One payment. No retainer.
Your $19 roast includes direct, actionable feedback in a 3–5 minute video delivered by email or DM within 24–48 hours.
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